"The-Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-With-The-Band" says
The A to Z of producing a hand-made CD cover:
Part One
1. Provide a draft design (to be approved by Warren)
2. Show Warren
3. Warren rejects
4. Redesign the second draft (to be approved by Warren)
5. Show Warren
6. Show Warren again
7. Approved
8. Prepare design file to FA (Finish Artwork)
9. To show or not to show Warren for the last time?.... Fuck it, let's proceed to print
Part Two
1. Drive 15km to a place called "Sankala Dalam Dalam" and locate printer
2. Load file into printer's computer and wait
3. Wait for file to load
4. Wait (file is loading)
5. Wait (person in charge is "unloading")
6. Setup and print
7. Pay and think of a murder plan
8. Drive another 15km back home
Part Three
1. Prepare blade, ruler and cutting mat
2. Trim all extra paper edges
3. Crease foldable areas
4. Cut according to lines
5. Stick double sided tape to trimmed paper
6. Trim extra tape edges
7. Fold 8. Stick
9. Think of how to kill Warren...after the album is out
10. REPEAT Part Three SIXTEEN TIMES!

There you go. So for you guys who wants more copies, forget about it. The-Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-With-The-Band says: NO MORE SLAVERY! Also, if you guys think that reading this post is kinda boring because it's too long, think about the guy who actually went through this process physically... and he just realised that there's no point planning a murder plot on Warren, coz by the time the album is done, The-Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-With-The-Band would most probably be dead...
2 Comments:
aiyo..... just make a paper cutout, print the perforated lines, and do it DIY style, all nicely packed in a plastic CD bag lah....... then sell the CD off with a RM1 discount. Then you don't have to the cut-cut stuff yourself.
Even better..... just burn the CD with audio + data that contains the image, how to print + steps on how to duplicate the album cover.
even easier is just pay extortion money to Dave at the gig and he will post the song up so you can download. Cover too.
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