The Warren, the Album and a Bathrobe.

The protagonist and band during happier times ...


Who is Warren? Actually, that question is secondary to the big enchilada question - when is the album actually finishing? And that big enchilada question is slightly superseded by its little half brother - what the holy tail smokes album is this?

Nope, not your grandma's photo album or that Pat Boone record your father seems incline to play every Christmas when the family has their annual turkey dinner. Absolutely not. We are talking about the debut album from big green 'nasi kandar' eating machine Ferns

Despite desperate pleas from friends, a DVD peddler down the street and his mother's brother's son-in-law's girlfriend's pet fish's mate to finish the album, Warren is adamant that the album should take no less than 857 days to complete.

An inside snitch reports that band members have taken to the streets, looting 'durian' stalls wearing nothing but bathrobes to protest Warren's decision. More updates as the days/months/years/decades/centuries unfold.

Stay tuned to this space.