We have faith that Warren will finish the album SOON. We have hope!!

If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more than logical. We are human beings, and we have faith, and we have hope.

Author: Jacques Cousteau, French marine biologist/diver/explorer/videographer

"Roar ... crash boom ... roar ... Ferns ... roar ... finish album ... roar bang bang ... bakar Warren ... roar ..."

On the 3rd Day

You may delay, but time will not - Benjamin Franklin

The clock is ticking.....

How Do You LIke Your Ferns Album? - Pt 1

With a cup of warm coffee, not too hot but just warm enough to tingle the pathway of your throat, sliding down into an intoxicating stupor of caffeine pleasure. On a sampan, overlooking the Petronas Twin Towers from the Klang river.

Warren, please finish the album.

"Hei chico, you better start thinking long and hard about what you plan to do to finish this album soon or I'm going to get Shane to piss on ya. Now finish it!"

Words of Wisdom for the Day

There are times when we feel down in the pits
Wallowing in thoughts of failure and self defeat

Yet within we desperately want to hear
You're the creme de la creme

Encouragement & motivation is the pair of hands that will pull us out when we are down in the dumps.

It must be tough producing your debut album. Hence I've decided to encourage Warren in his pursuit by providing "words of wisdom" daily - specially chosen to bring motivation.

Don't tell me WHAT to do, tell me WHY you think i SHOULD. --Ross Bracco

10 Reasons Why Warren should finish the album ASAP

1. Millions of people - girls, boys.. even my bamboo plants are dying to hear the album

2. My husband decided to show his undying loyalty as a groupie by participating in the "Let's loot durian stalls in nothing but bathrobe" protest

3. There's $$ in selling exclusive Warren autographed Ferns album

4. We can all stop blogging and start listening to the album instead

5. No ang pow from me for Warren if his album is not out by Chinese New Year

6. If another disaster strikes, we can sell the album to raise funds for charity. Please complete the album before another disaster strikes again

7. You can never compete with the heavenly angelic music that is played 24 hrs in heaven. So please complete the album before rapture

8. The sooner Album completed --> Album distributed --> More people know about Ferns --> More people know about Warren ---> Warren = Famous

9. I want to be a friend of someone famous

10. It's just taking too long to complete 1 album

Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald (1917-1996)jazz singer

Warren, we know you really really want to complete the album really really soon. We will give you all the love and inspiration you need.

Warren finally takes 5 from mucking about in the studio ...

Fruit Records & No Black Tie present
Popstatik! 2 – Mocca in Kuala Lumpur Show

Supporting bands:
Couple
Ferns

Venue:
No Black Tie
17, Jln. Mesui, off Jln. Nagasari, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
24th January 2006, Tuesday
From 9pm
Entry: RM25

person wants Ferns

I was talking to a friend of mine who heard that Warren's band was releasing a new album:

"Hei muscles, if you finish the album soon, I promise to transmit an STD to you (smooch ...)"

"Holy Batman's bung-hole, Warren is still working on the album?!"

poll: how much would you pay for the Ferns debut album?

I've added a poll to vote on how much folks would pay for the new Ferns album. Personally, I would pay fifty ringgit and go celebrate with the band in some posh restaurant... Some may differ in opinion. Either way, please vote....!

click here to vote

click here to view the poll

The Warren, the Album and a Bathrobe.

The protagonist and band during happier times ...


Who is Warren? Actually, that question is secondary to the big enchilada question - when is the album actually finishing? And that big enchilada question is slightly superseded by its little half brother - what the holy tail smokes album is this?

Nope, not your grandma's photo album or that Pat Boone record your father seems incline to play every Christmas when the family has their annual turkey dinner. Absolutely not. We are talking about the debut album from big green 'nasi kandar' eating machine Ferns

Despite desperate pleas from friends, a DVD peddler down the street and his mother's brother's son-in-law's girlfriend's pet fish's mate to finish the album, Warren is adamant that the album should take no less than 857 days to complete.

An inside snitch reports that band members have taken to the streets, looting 'durian' stalls wearing nothing but bathrobes to protest Warren's decision. More updates as the days/months/years/decades/centuries unfold.

Stay tuned to this space.