i am sick

Sore throat, fever, and one full day of rest.
If only Warren could finish the album...

Aut insanit homo, aut versus facit

so long more..
have to past Chinese New Year
Then Easter
Then the Sultan of Selangor's Birthday
Then Merdeka..

Hopefully out by Christmas, then got christmas present to give people..

WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yes, yes ... Warren is finishing the album in Q4!"

"............................................. (Wookie roar)" - loosely translated as "Warren, please finish the album.

Pao Lian Fern dreams away, obscured in the muddy trenches of Ulu Setar. Her dreams are buoyed by the astral sounds of seemingly magical instruments and melancholic mewling of the vocals. She stares out into the golden yellow of paddy fields, seeing only angels a-frolick freely around the paddy squares. And she dreams that someday, the invisible notes wafting about would carry her away to that otherworld….the source of such happiness and endless possibilities…

Her reverie is disrupted when…

Beng: AH LIAN ah!!!!!!!! EH!!! Play the same songs over and over again for what?? Ki Siau ah??

Lian: No-leh, I just getting this Ferns cd from my Kay El pen pal dis morning-lah. Got two songs oni. She say not finis yet wor. Si beh cun right?

Beng: What name ah? First - first... what ah? Cun meh? Sing also like tayar pancit oni.

Lian: Eh YOUR tayar pancit la. Dun simply say! Si beh vely the sexy okay?? Cheh!

Beng: Aiya whatever lah. Eh I meeting Jackson later to lim teh.. Eh u want to coming ah? He vely happy see you wan. Also ah, he vely terrer mixer one ok? He mix-mix ah all my cd, ah-madona and ah janet jasen waaaaaaaaaaah nice man! damn syok!! You wan or not I ask him to mix your cd? Anden got more to listen to lah!

Lian: I dowan

Beng: Faster la. You wan or dowan??

Lian: I DOWAN Lah!!!

Beng: Cheh. Up to you la.You lose. Bah bai. I go now lah. Plis don’t play any more ok? Damn sien lah. Listen also until my balls drop liao.

Lian: *Sigh*.


Walren, please finishing the albums okay? Cans ah?

"Look chinky, you better think long and hard about what you plan to do with the album because frankly brother, the Hulkster is pretty damn good at what he does and what he does best is to pulverize little itsy suckers such as you. Better watch your back because Hulkamania is going to be running wild all over your ass if you don't finish it soon!"

Boo Hoo

In a 30-minute showcase at No Black Tie last night, amidst handclaps and sweet pickings. Warren claimed in front of a crowd of about 50 people that the album will be out in Q4.

Q4 people, not Q3 or Q2 or even gasp, Q1 but Q4.

Bastard

"You can do it Warren! Just look at me."

"The-Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-With-The-Band" says

The A to Z of producing a hand-made CD cover:

Part One
1. Provide a draft design (to be approved by Warren)
2. Show Warren
3. Warren rejects
4. Redesign the second draft (to be approved by Warren)
5. Show Warren
6. Show Warren again
7. Approved
8. Prepare design file to FA (Finish Artwork)
9. To show or not to show Warren for the last time?.... Fuck it, let's proceed to print

Part Two
1. Drive 15km to a place called "Sankala Dalam Dalam" and locate printer
2. Load file into printer's computer and wait
3. Wait for file to load
4. Wait (file is loading)
5. Wait (person in charge is "unloading")
6. Setup and print
7. Pay and think of a murder plan
8. Drive another 15km back home

Part Three
1. Prepare blade, ruler and cutting mat
2. Trim all extra paper edges
3. Crease foldable areas
4. Cut according to lines
5. Stick double sided tape to trimmed paper
6. Trim extra tape edges
7. Fold 8. Stick
9. Think of how to kill Warren...after the album is out
10. REPEAT Part Three SIXTEEN TIMES!



There you go. So for you guys who wants more copies, forget about it. The-Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-With-The-Band says: NO MORE SLAVERY! Also, if you guys think that reading this post is kinda boring because it's too long, think about the guy who actually went through this process physically... and he just realised that there's no point planning a murder plot on Warren, coz by the time the album is done, The-Guy-Who-Hangs-Out-With-The-Band would most probably be dead...

new "teaser" demo album coming out

Warren has finally decided to release a "demo" album featuring 2 songs from the upcoming debut. There will be limited units, so if you're intending to get your hands on one of these things, make sure you get Warren to make MORE COPIES... as opposed to getting yours first before others.

They will be on sale on Tuesday night (23 Jan 2006) at the No Black Tie gig..... that is, tomorrow.

They will be going for RM5 apiece, which is absolutely too cheap. Hence the need to clobber Warren over the head and buy more CDs from him, meaning he'll have to make more copies..... as in, he needs YOU to tell HIM to make more copies.

Of course, he doesn't know that.

How Do You Like Your Ferns Album? - Pt 2

On the Kesas highway, at 90 miles per hour, with a lori balak next to me and a 'beng-fied' Wira on the other side, crusing to a meal of Klang seafood consisting of 'la la mee hoon' and fried squid.

Warren, please finish the album.